Wow, that lower pic looks like a helluva party. Which Portishead tune was playing when it was taken?

Why have Tommy's immaculate tree-sculpting skills not been mentioned here before? Seems like you could have made an entire Deadspin sub-site out of this.

More like Commie Rags, as in all of Gawker Media from now on.

Was he aware of Marchman's cereal tasting skills, or lack thereof, at the time of hiring?

The second opinion the mother proposed was apparently some woo-woo naturopath who "cures" cancer. That's not a real second opinion; that's risk of injury to a minor. CCMC did the right thing.

GLAMTRAN #2 is also suitable for hungover days at the office. The eye makeup says "I am totally awake and definitely do not need to barf!" and the lipstick says "There is no way I could possibly have this much lipstick on and also have just barfed, I'm clean! CLEAN!"

agree, there is nothing wrong with getting a second opinion, i just want to know where they wanted to have second opinion from. I highly doubt CCMC would act if they want a second opinion from another oncologist.

She's batshit insane and thinks her daughter will be fine without the chemo. I had all the same worries as you, then I heard an interview with the mother. She is not in her right mind or capable of making these decisions for her child. The "second opinion" thing is bullshit.

Exactly. And we really don't know how much this girl is doing of her own free will.

It's a crappy situation. Letting her die is not the answer, though. She will die without chemo, and the fact her mom is "she's fine, she's not going to die" completely undermines the "I just wanted a second opinion!" part.

How about how much this poor girl has been brainwashed by her anti-science kook of a mother? Her cancer has a 85% survival rate is she gets chemo. If she doesn't, she'll die. Simple as that.

I heard an interview with her mother this morning and she said, "This isn't about death, she's not going to die without the chemo." So, uh, yeah, I don't trust the mother's sanity.

Are you sure about that? Her boots currently knock with Jason Momoa's boots.

I think they probably aren't paying this guy enough, he's just so good at being Gaston.

I'm glad you brought this up Jezebel. Honestly I think anyone who posts tons of selfies has at least narcisstic, if not psychotic tendencies. If you post more than 1 selfie a week to instragram, I'm unfollowing you. And I'm not talking about pictures of you on vacation. I'm talking about the picture before you go to…

I know it's not "candy" but we do have some of the best chocolate.

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She might not be called a lesbian because she might be bi, or queer, or just in a relationship with one particular woman. Or she might not be in a relationship at all.

Instead of outright saying "I'm a lesbian," in the future I will just say "I'm more casual than ever." It's basically the same.

THANK YOU. I was just coming down to say, "Yeah, that's because she hasn't come out as a lesbian yet. She appears to be bisexual."