Here's my issue: we know he doesn't really look like this in real life. Like, sure, those photos are attractive, but in reality, this is what Justin Bieber looks like (photos from Dec 2014):

A cat would never consent to being dragged around like that by a human for funsies, he put up with it purely to fuck with that puppy.

Love that cat's attitude. He is all like "Why is this dog peasant bothering?? You! Ape intendant! drop that camera and shoo it away!!"

I really like Voss water bottles. They're super cheap ($2.50 each at my favorite grocery store) and really nice glass bottles. Ok, as an added bonus you get to drink some water from Norway right after you buy the bottle, but after that it's happy refilling whenever you please. Lots of grocery stores have them, but…

I really like Voss water bottles. They're super cheap ($2.50 each at my favorite grocery store) and really nice…

I totally feel Diablo Cody. I NEVER crave sweet foods unless it's the day before my period or the day I start my period. I just don't have a sweet tooth. But when the urge comes, I KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. My co-worker and I call the first day of our period "Meats and Sweets Day".

Someone should make a better cap for this 20 oz bottle. I bought the tea on sale for 50 cents and have reused the bottle dozens of times. Where I work the icemaker never makes enough ice. I fill this bottle 1/2 way and tilt it so that the water almost reaches the opening and put it in the freezer. Fill it with…

Someone should make a better cap for this 20 oz bottle. I bought the tea on sale for 50 cents and have reused the…

Glass = NOT STINKING

Glass = NOT STINKING

1 Quart Mason Jar. Costs about 50c. Holds water. Completely non-toxic. I use the plastic lids that you can buy separately for a few dollars a pack.

1 Quart Mason Jar. Costs about 50c. Holds water. Completely non-toxic. I use the plastic lids that you can buy…

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

If the film doesn't involve Patsy being on Tinder, I will be much displeased.

You shouldn't make fun of those commenters. They might come from somewhere that doesn't value common sense.

"VERY allergic to gluten"

they used to be that way in the GTA3 universe, they chased you with their nightsticks in VC and SA. In the case of SA, only shoot you in one star if you're running around with a gun in hand, but back to melee if you unequipped your gun... and as you mentioned in IV, they forced you to submit to their arrest but had…

They didn't make the AI stupid to kill anything over 1 star, they simply based the AI on NY cops. Duh.

Honestly, not the education a large number of student athletes obtain through scholarship. Look at UNC and the disgraceful academic standards their athletes performed under for years. Obtaining a college education is a full time job. Being a college athlete is a full time job. The training schedule that many…

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…