Ask the Tallahassee authorities where they buried it.

he looks like a grown up Willow Smith.

OK, NFL Draft crowd members, this is where the baton is passed to you come draft night. Don't let the people down.

I choose to interpret it as a sign of feminist alliance, miming a castration gesture in solidarity with rape survivors: a gesture that signals the importance of punishing offenders and standing up for victims. Or, they could just be happy as fuck that they beat the shit out FSU's felonious morons, thiefs & rapists.

Did not know that. From his stand up or a tv bit? Either way I'm feeling like Cartman licking up Scott Tenorman tears.

If you turn the sound up and get really close to the TV you can actually hear Winston slipping to the Jets at #6.

crab?

I hope these people are endlessly harassed. Truly. She did not love her child.

I just moved from that area. I bet 65% of people at that Walmart are packing at any given time. It is a weird subculture that is terrified of their own community and the world at large. It is why many of them chose to move to the amazingly beautiful and yet culturally isolated area of North Idaho. They live under…

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

[Heads explode]

I applaud this bear and every bear. You are all winners.

How did Clark not win this?

How am I supposed to complain about how wrong you are when you only post half of them at once?

This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

Let us know how it turns out!

As I said to another commenter, the public aspect is one I agree with you on. Nobody needs in on family business.

First, if this actually happened, good for the parents. I don't see any "public humiliation" here. He wasn't made to give a speech in front of a news crew or to walk around with a sandwich board - he was simply made to be present when his gift was returned. Is that really going to scar a kid for life? When my daughter…

I am so sick and tired of commenters saying it's so traumatic and cruel to return a present. It's not. It would be cruel if the kid saved up for a wii himself and then the mom returned it after he bought it... but guess what, the parent's money is THEIR money. They bought it, they own it, they decide what happens with…