Yeah, married famous people never fuck around. Good call.

So everything changes with a piece of paper? I'd think the kid and the home were much more committal and more important than living out some ridiculously expensive waste of a day that women create in a BS fairy-tale of real life.

Murray: Questionable (Penis)

The 21st Century Ladies Man:

I nominate:

Jose Canseco's Finger, if only for the fact that it would look amazing as a HOF plaque.

Dan Le Batard and his Baseball Hall of Fame ballot.

Curt Schilling, evolutionary expert.

Generic American suburbs don't really count as modern architecture. They are the privet home equivalent of former eastern block block housing,

"I told my table over and over that there was no way the plate would be gluten-free, period, end of story. So did the manager. They were okay with it, which means no one at that table actually had celiac disease. "

The comma in the quoted sentence is used correctly, but she has a comma splice somewhere else.

Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

"Boyfriends: No, I do not have a boyfriend right now, regardless of what my mom and may have told you." I hope you learn to proofread at RCC, dear.

I know right! God this video gave me such stress, between the kid taking forever, then waving the scissors an inch from his dads jugular, then the horsedog licking off the signatures!!!

I hate Coop.

I can see it now, the happy draugrs waving goodbye as they rejoice in their new fancy clothes.

Indeed, and combined with the left lane sitting and calm demeanor he clearly takes a lot of pride in trying to kill people that dare pass him doing the limit and blocking the passing lane. The truck driver is clearly a total asshole.

Computer Blue! Computer Blue! Cracks me up everytime

It's my favourite for the year. No offence to the people whose outfits cost a lot more in time and money, but it's just so fucking good.