This doesn’t bode well (I know that’s a totally obvious statement, but bear with me). I had the same surgery that Luck had, and it is extremely touchy. I was a college volleyball player at the time, and my surgeon basically told me a few things when we decided to do the surgery:

The little stutter crossover to get past the fullback was great, but the center back kind of just didn’t move.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

It’s basically the same thing. Getting swings and misses on curveballs to opposite handed batters is filthy, sexy, and fun.

Morning would not come soon enough Don Demarco Murray that day...

Said he went there this morning.

It’s always morning somewhere.

ya filthy animal

“....this morning”

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

I remember my first bulging dick issue as I sat at my desk in 6th grade, preventing me from standing up.

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

Gotta “other” the unfitting foreigner...

I came here to say just that! She is famous in her own right and even if she isn’t she definitely deserves a fucking name.

To be clear that racism is alive and doing well in that part of the country.

So you didn’t mistake her with other Giselles?