Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Media market!

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

Actually Ramsey didn’t. The Lyin’ media would have you think he did, but actually he did not! In fact, lots of people, and I know smart people. Tough people too. Some of the tou-some of the smartest people I know. Smart people, tough as nails. You don’t jus-You don’t just want a tough guy you know? They gotta be smart…

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Bleier and Flores have had their heated matchups before, though not since October 20, 1980. Coach Flores came out on top that time.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

You are correct! John Randle was fined at least once for "excessive eye black." https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1998-12-07-9812070187-story.html

I’m guessing there is some bullshit NFL rule that doesn’t allow awesome face paint and robs us of our humanity 

Lewan really unloads the entire staged-sincerity arsenal

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.