DonDeMarcoMurray
glsmith04
9/27/19
5:06 PM
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You ever see a five month-old after they’ve been breastfed? Eyes so glassy, looks like they smoked a whole 8-ball of crack.... so yeah I could see how the kid probably looked high.

4/3/18
12:06 AM
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Heh... just rewatched that Prince Fielder gem. Announcer almost called him Cecil.

8/30/17
2:30 PM
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When I first saw this I said to myself, “dammit can’t y’all skip over the Texans just this year - then I saw the opening letter and realized that I have about as much fucking say in this as I do a decision regarding abortion... so yeah.

7/15/17
3:51 PM
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So uh, why did they feel the need to refer to Giselle as “his Brazilian wife.”?