Oct 28

I just would like to say whomever made it so I have to doublecheck to see if my computer’s muted before jumping on Deadspin - Read more

Sep 27

You ever see a five month-old after they’ve been breastfed? Eyes so glassy, looks like they smoked a whole 8-ball of crack.... so yeah I could see how the kid probably looked high.

Apr 3 2018

Heh... just rewatched that Prince Fielder gem. Announcer almost called him Cecil.

Aug 30 2017

When I first saw this I said to myself, “dammit can’t y’all skip over the Texans just this year - then I saw the opening letter and realized that I have about as much fucking say in this as I do a decision regarding abortion... so yeah.