I just would like to say whomever made it so I have to doublecheck to see if my computer’s muted before jumping on Deadspin -

You ever see a five month-old after they’ve been breastfed? Eyes so glassy, looks like they smoked a whole 8-ball of crack.... so yeah I could see how the kid probably looked high.

+1 deadly penalty

I can’t believe y’all fell for Barry’s fake Woj tweet...

You’re never gonna get enough +1s for this... 

File this under: Why Kyler Switched...

Maybe they were trying to re-enact that scene from Semi Pro?

You going to hell, you know that right?

Heh... just rewatched that Prince Fielder gem. Announcer almost called him Cecil.

Behind the back...

Damn, get the kids outta there...

One pleasant revelation I’ve had from this mess at Tennessee:

Once again, too damn real for this league.

Ran on the field to look out for his boy, Marcus Peters - who’s a Chief btw, but he really from Oakland doe...

Can someone please make sure that Ben McAdoo reads this article?

Birds of a feather...

+2 in the gut...

When I first saw this I said to myself, “dammit can’t y’all skip over the Texans just this year - then I saw the opening letter and realized that I have about as much fucking say in this as I do a decision regarding abortion... so yeah.

My laptop hasn’t seen this much filth since I went on Pornhub this morning.

So uh, why did they feel the need to refer to Giselle as “his Brazilian wife.”?