Francis. His nickname should definitely be Francis... or maybe Frank.

I guess the two-pump rule needs further illustration...

Slavery has been over 150 (or so) years... after 400+ years of enslavement. Pretty hard to erase 400 years of a culture systemically imposed upon us that quickly, but contrary to how it looks we’re trying our best.

Where the kids get it from:

That photo above should be a redesign template for the Heisman trophy.

I typed in huge and got a picture of Donald Trump... so yeah, still not fixed.

Ms. Goerbells, that reply to Absolutely Disgraceful was magnificent.

Kids... if they’re not horsing around in the water, they’re making up stories about being robbed at gunpoint.

Question: are there daily limits on ATM withdrawals in Rio? I would think that haul probably netted not much for the officers.

Totally understand. I wouldn’t want my kid sharing bathroom facilities with Jason Bourne’s organ either....

Joe Fuckin’ Pisarcik - ‘nuff said.

Sure, a lot of guys on here make a lot of headlines, but none have the quiet consistency of James Dolan. His meddling is Duncanesque in its fundamental excellence.

Okay, so you mean to tell me that white people in general don’t know how to play spades? I thought all college students learned how to play, at least.

Wait a minute, you mean white people don’t know how to play spades? I always thought all college students learned, at least.

Ken Bannister

As great as this Syracuse footage is, his game was toned down considerably when he got to college. I remember seeing him in a PSAL playoff game his senior year at Boys & Girls (game was at Alumni Hall). One trip down court - crossed four dudes to the floor.

Can’t shake the feeling that both the Rams & Eagles traded up for a new set of Couches.

The standard from which all kids’ sports highlights shall be measured...

Uh, Ms. Brown? You should be doing this type of stuff for Deadspin WAY more often...

Seriously, this whole editorial swap thing is pretty awesome.