Trump Trash will love this bill. That’s why they want bills cutting off benefits for pro athletes in their home states of Wyoming and South Carolina.

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

The only 2 things I ever liked from them were the first round of heat gear in solid white and another in solid black. I had both for almost 10 years before the elastic frayed.

Current Philip Seymour Hoffman or...?

Other than that, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Looking at those cleats gave me cancer, so there’s that.

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.

Was inspired to try this approach with my boss this morning. Do not recommend.

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

Kevin Sumlin likes Drake, so your argument is invalid.

Nice kick, douchebag! Did your mom teach you how to... oh god.

Insecure? No Insecure. You’r insecure

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Opening Three tabs was required just to watch a fucking browns clip. Are you kidding me?

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too