There are fewer combat deaths than any other point in the history of mankind, thanks almost 100% to our military occupying the world and nuclear weapons. This is a well understood concept of international relations.

You don’t get into an insult mud fight with a comedian. You will always lose. I think old Hannity is just a glutton for punishment.

100% of the fish die after being released.

“To us, it’s all new wall. If there was a wall before that needs to be replaced, it’s being replaced by a new wall,” Nielsen said on Wednesday during a White House press briefing. “This is the Trump border wall.”

“Hey man, fuck you.”

I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

“Johnny should have known that we don’t know what we should have known that he was known not to know we he or we were knowing what either of us were doing knowingly or unknowingly.” - The Browns

I’m just glad Iranians are able to integrate so well into American society; shooting up YouTube because of an internet conspiracy suppressing your videos about veganism is the whitest thing I have ever heard of

A few months ago, Boris popped up on my local news station for a very informative statement about being a racist ass. Since then I have not watched that station. I can’t imagine I’m the only one.

Nah, she’ll ride off on a tiger shark with her dollar bill cape billowing in the wind.

Starred for name and picture, Georgie.

I think I commented this on some previous article about her, but it’s really impressive - I think I have hit the maximum amount I could dislike a person, and then I learn something new about her, and I end up disliking her even more. The nuggets she offers up to journalists in the interest of rehabbing her public…

Nah, in that case she’ll claim that she’s just some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat.

LOL I was thinking the same thing- OH THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU, UBERING BACK AND FORTH!

You spelled cunt wrong.

I imagine the White House these days is like one non stop episode of “Dallas”

“Melenia’s judgement is spectacular,” Kessler told Tapper.

You have to be morally bankrupt to work at the trump White House. Therefore, anyone who works there will have no loyalty and no moral compass. I assume every single person is leaking like a motherfucker.