He couldn’t care less. Anything that takes the heat off the Russia investigation is welcomed at this point.

Think she’ll stick around once Mueller comes after Mnuchin?

Look at Gruden’s face. He can’t believe Davis made him do a sweatshirt swap before they entered the arena.

The headline you’re referencing was also used in Roundup’s failed grassroots marketing campaign several years ago.  

The US might as well be run by the staff of any random Applebee’s restaurant.

Somebody isn’t getting a new house in three years.

Kim Jong Il once shot a 34 at Pyongyang Golf Course. Trump isn’t paying his caddie enough.

Mentally healthy teenagers are eating Tide Pods bc they haven’t yet discovered alcohol or drugs.

S. Korea: Hi, is your refrigerator running?

It was a party bus. Bryant Mckinnie was the driver. Sweet Pea always has the money.

In 2009 I drove through Johnstown and nearly every pharmacy I passed had broken and boarded windows with the message, “We don’t carry OxyContin!”

Yes. The pain train’s always comin. - Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

Gillette stadium had a concussion last night.

He’s upset bc Juju didn’t ask him to play hide-and-seek.

Wook Owns Wave on Borrowed Board

He looks like a low energy Jeb.

Don’t let them fool you Rick, you’ll be back at it in no time!

Typical LA Raiders fan.

At least the plaintiffs won’t lose their homes while losing their minds.

The Mooch strikes again!