This whole situation sucks a bag of dicks.

Maybe Jeff Ireland called his baby mama a prostitute?

10,000 consecutive snaps w/the Browns could be a sequel for the movie Groundhog Day.

Never underestimate secondhand smoke.

“You lose consciousness and then all of a sudden it’s like shoooo-ooooof,”

“How about some double-headed entendres?”

Those unhinged druggie vibes are nostalgic.  

To win a super bowl. That’s why Wes Welker is eating crayon sandwiches now.

Bail for both women was set at $200,000.

Wikipedia, LOL!!!

You’re God damn right it is.

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Always ask for lab results! If the dispensary can’t provide lab results for the flower, oil, edibles, etc... leave and find one that can.

Where’s Henry Kissinger when you need him?

The Persistence of Paternity

“You owe me $1.50.”

Or at a Michael Richards’ stand-up show.

...The Aristocrats!

He still owns Sean Salisbury.

Will Dave Coulier make an appearance?