Over/under on Trump nominating his horse to a Cabinet position is at 9 months.

Meanwhile he gets to mix with a better class of criminal! It’s a win-win. Like Ralph Fiennes in The Grand Budapest Hotel, I approve of this union.

The baby has his mother’s eyes and his father’s neck tattoos

Trump irl

Postal employee here. Amazon packages is about 25-40% percent of the mail I see. I doubt I would have been part of a hiring wave they had 5 years ago if not for Amazon continuing to dominate the competition. As much as despise Amazon’s practices, they’re partially the reason I have a decent paying job.

So Cheeto in…

The brilliance of this move is just awe-inspiring.

“Amazon is awful, but check out this awesome Kinja deal on some lightning cables!”

Do the kings get more than 4K fans a night anyway?

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

The statement added, “However they consider the opportunity to represent the President to be the highest honor and they sincerely regret that they cannot do so.”

Yes, yes, yes. I want his presidency to become the political sin that brings about the flaming sword at the entrance of Eden guarding against humanity’s return to the garden.

I’m kind of hoping that Trump’s downfall is horrifying enough that it’s a long, long time before anyone tries that shit again. Sort of the way Mussolini’s death and public display prompted Hitler to kill himself rather than surrender.

Counterpoint: she’s a garbage person who willingly married an even larger garbage person to reap the benefits of unimaginable material wealth, so fuck her. If she feels humiliated, that’s a good thing because it means she has a tiny shred of humanity left inside her.

I was really confused about this t-shirt:

Thankfully, Jesse Hughes is not in QOTSA. He’s in the Eagles of Death Metal, which started as a Homme side-project.

BREAKING: Trump legal team introduces new lead counsel.

I’m suddenly reminded of the South Park episode where Cartman talks about kicking ass for 25 minutes, then bursts into whiny fat-boy tears after one punch in the arm. Anybody remember his opponent?

“[Russia] can help solve problems with ....Ukraine”

Truly, the t-shirt market hasn’t seen a player quite this big in decades.