That picture. For fuck’s sake, he looks like someone hoarding a giant bowl of gummy bears that he’s going to eat for dinner, and he’s currently one of the most powerful men in the free world.

This is JUST like the time Red Lobster threw me out for being to baller on their “endless” shrimp offer. Literally. The. Same.

OMG I’m sorry to hijack, but I had to screenshot (screenshoot?) and post this response because it made me fucking laugh. Don’t make fun of Sharon, she is being oppressed you capitalist robot!

Why weren’t the books flagged?

I’m a retail manager and yeah, this all sounds about right. And people are so used to getting their way that it takes them a while to figure out that the answer is no and is going to be no regardless of how much they yell. Then they call me a bitch and tell me to go fuck myself because I won’t take back a hoodie from…

Fuck that literal mother fucker

This is really horrible, and like everyone else will comment, really unsurprising from this administration. People who care about women do not work for Trump. He has his own allegations of assault against Ivana.

She recently broke the record set by Lou Gehrig’s mom for the most consecutive days spent in captivity!

Yes, they gave him millions of dollars. Those dollars are eligible to buy Venezuelan houses.

Speaking of children. This cut for time SNL skit commercial is amazing.

I figured out what’s wrong. Trump Executive Order.

Hey man, I was in a fraternity around 2000, and a visor and hoodie is a fundamental part of who I was. You’re cutting too deep, Barry.

I really think there’s a LOT to be read into that response from Tom Brady to Malcolm Butler’s instagram post, and it connects in to this McDaniels thing. Brady isn’t casually going out of his way to do that without thinking about what it means. He made a statement that the most important player on the team didn’t…

...but they kept burning when he ashed on them.

My question for evangelicals:

RIP Cleavon & Gene. Siiiiigh.

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

I have a girl, so the environmental stuff is like a spec of dust in the Sahara compared to the risk of sexual violence.