This guy belongs in federal prison for drinking beer with a straw.

I can’t say for sure that this is a photo of Trump, but it’s close enough: wearing an “I Stand For The Anthem” T-shirt while sitting on the flag on the ground.

“Hotel and a pool.”

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Here’s Kobe.

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

If Tinder wants to keep The Olds off their service, all they have to do is restrict their matches to people their same age. It’s like kryptonite.

feeding them Tide Pods

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.

Omarosa was a cast member on the reality show The Surreal Life, the same season that co-starred Janice Dickinson and Jose Conseco. Once upon a time I was a photo editor working for the people who made the show and it was my job to show up to the house and organize cast portrait day.

I can confirm this is him. I always chuckled at young creed when their album covers came up on Pandora.

Honestly I feel like this is one of the most under-rated jokes from The Office.

We are fucked

Can we just set him up with a “Trump Thoughts” blog and hope to survive his presidency?

Maybe they just hated Wings. It’s understandable.