He’s hanging out with the wrong crowd and it starts with his new training partner.

That hole won’t make it to eBay. Antonio Cromartie, Jr. already impregnated it.

My sister’s ex used to vape. Didn’t care for him, he was a real FA Cup

Yikes Vivica! She’s sounding like Tommy Hilfiger.

Something involving cold fusion.

Don’t they get wet when he sits down to pee?

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Hollywood Sock Heisman

This is a perfect opportunity for the football team to make boycotts great again.

The Trumpettes are still waiting for an invitation. They’re probably too old though.

Too bad he missed his real calling as a professional bridge burner.

Sounds like the front desk bungled his reservation.

I’d love to see Judge Judy take on Talib.

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

Now those are words Talib by.

When does Jed York get fired?

Bye Bye Chip!

Jim Tomsula does not like PF Changs. He prefers a plate of french fries and a baked potato.

If you’re going to violate the Eagles fan code of conduct at least throw some damn AA batteries.