Nah, he traded it for this

Barry Switzer

Sounds like a civil conflict to me. The women’s basketball team is winning real trophies.

Tell me about it. What parent would risk Putin their child in danger?

I wish the real Romo would come back.

Steeler Nation gives a shit.

Tomlin is also a big fan of comedy albums.

They’re being kept at bay b/c Chris Christie still thinks he can get Bruce Springsteen. If not I’d expect a Monster Truck Jam.

Taco trucks on every corner!

We’re talking about a person from central WV. Applebee’s is “classy” and “dignified” there.

The lack of diversity in the kick line is “embarrassing” on a normal day, she says, and will only be more pointed in January.

The only Super Bowl the Radiers get is the one Mark puts on his head before a haircut.

Diaco’s ideas weren’t great; his coaching and recruiting abilities sucked, too.

Your first comment reminds me of something Chris Rock once said, “The thing about Red Lobster is that if you work there, you can’t afford to eat there. You’re making minimum wage. A shrimp costs minimum wage.”

I was really disappointed that this “Vikings’ Mutiny” didn’t involve at least one double-headed dildo, a pack or orcas, or even a love boat.

Bunch of frauds, I couldn’t give a Flying J.

I think that’s a Mountain Dew flavor.

As soon as she admits to Tucker that he was right and she has cooties.

Seeing the name Michael Irvin made me want to do cocaine.

“The New Jersey Devil is in the detail”