I’d prefer to see him play in the Sugar Bowl w/no helmet.

I was hoping Joe wouldn’t Stoop to Bob’s level.

“About Mr. Sagan...I thought he was OK until I found out he smoked pot!”

Seasonal help while the carnival is closed...just my guess 

Not as much as that kicker regrets eating Popeyes before the game.

He hasn’t made me that uncomfortable since Gigli. 

According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.”

The Whiplash guy was in another car accident?

In the tunnel after the game, Beckham was reportedly growling, yelling, and banging his head against an aluminum gate

They should take a knee.

Donald knows that in order to fight global warming he needs to start a cold war.

Switzer’s meeting w/Trump could have been the best that never was.

Duke be trippin!

She’s making that face b/c she just got the woman behind her thrown out of the building. The ban on Muslims starts in Trump Tower.

“Super Extreme DUI”

For bricks only.

“Everyone is more concerned with these young sociopaths than the victim of their violence.”