He also guarantees that come February 5, 2017 he’ll be sitting on his couch smoking Buffalo’s finest spice.

When the football program begins underperforming, fans will remember this as the moment when Swinney’s team began to slide away from him.

The new FAU head coach said it best during his introductory press conference: “You don’t get what you want, you get what you deserve.”

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

“I don’t have a definition for it, but you’ll know it when you see it,” Jones said. “It’s kind of like a definition I heard one time of another issue trying to define a negative topic, and they said, ‘I don’t know how to say it, but it’s just something that when you see it, you’ll know it’s there.’ We’ll see it.”

scientists who determine such by analyzing the cocaine in various sewers.

In order to meet w/Trump, West had to change his first name to Conway and dye his hair blond. The incoming administration feels he poses less risk as a blond Conway. Just ask Kelly.

A meeting of Two Copper Tops

I buy whatever Joe tells me to buy.  

Petrino better hope that this investigation doesn’t wreck his season. Fortunately for him, he didn’t have a 25 yr. old on his back this time.

“Could the answers to your questions be answered by who you used to be? 

This monster is all about forcing things.

Amazon already sold it to Netflix. It’s been renamed “Nothing, Season 2".

Political Cartoons are awesome! Time for me to pull Dr. Seuss Goes to War from the shelf. 

“Goodnight, friend.”

I’m not your buddy, pal.

SeaWorld? I SeeWeed!

Beating the shit out of other fighters doesn’t alleviate enough stress?

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

Sounds like the Energy Dept. told Donnie to go frack himself.