Don’t get your hopes up with Pennsylvania. It’s Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in the middle.

Haha, I still hate you Jeff!

This all could have been avoided if the unidentified female student made it to Petrino’s awaiting motorcycle.

Lakeith Stanfield is a true Silicon Valley disruptor.

I saw Ms. Jackson and her roommates on their way to work this morning.

“We’re not having fun, we’re not enjoying any of this, it’s awful, and it’s hard,”

We’ll see how much weight that friendship medal carries when Middle Eastern oil is up for grabs.

the Romo buzz is going to become deafening

I think Trump said something about the professor still holding a grudge from not being selected to teach at Trump University. I could be wrong though.

It’s always disconcerting when the chickens realized they voted for Colonel Sanders.

Don’t then and blame it on Trump. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an aborted fetus funeral to attend.

The owners will not allow this until they figure out a way to make millions from it.

They’ll all be reassigned to the team that cleans up oil spills and pipeline leaks.

I’d choose weed over securing a roster spot on a 0-12 Browns team. Can’t imagine making it through that season w/no weed.

Do the fans w/a ticket stub still get a free coupon for Pappa John’s when this happens?

They haven’t been issued yet b/c Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and the monster truck show are still working out the final contract riders. Once the logistics of the kick ass inauguration are complete, I’m sure the protest permits will be issued. Hopefully it won’t be too close to the Monster Jam.

Did anyone catch Mark Davis wiping popcorn butter all over himself last night? I can’t be the only one who saw that.

Does MLS really have enough of a presence in St. Louis to garner a new stadium? Very curious.