The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

That was definitely the disappointment of the day lol.

Yeah, I’d like to know that too. My guess, based on it being Texas, is that he was awarded a plaque from the city or something.

I have MDD.

It’s a new way to find your Cybertruck in the grocery store parking lot.  “There’s my car...wait, ‘Fuck Elon’ is on the hood.  Mine is on the tailgate.  Keep looking!”

Maybe if someone spray painted “fuck Elon” ON Elon Musk then we’d be stepping foot on the road to redemption. 

Are people buying the stories that these Teslas sitting on lots are just waiting for owner pickup? There’s a few lots in Scottsdale where Teslas have been “waiting for pickup” since 2021! These Teslas are unsold inventory, nobody is buying these anymore.

The smartest thing the oil companies ever did was to invent the term “Carbon Footprint” and shift the pollution blame to individuals.

There’s quite the difference between “big-ass wiper” and “big ass-wiper.”

I knew lots of club rats who lived in the burbs and would drink on their way into the city with no idea of how to get home safely. I used to date a woman who was into the whole club scene and she would tell me about people flipping their cars on the Cabin John back to Rockville only to have their friends show up and…

I lived in the DC area for 16 years and can attest that from 1 AM to 5 AM, at least 50% of the drivers on 495 are drunk. I recall visiting a “friend” on a Saturday night and on my drive home at around 3 AM, not having had a drop of alcohol that night, seeing the wanton chaos on the road. There was an old Accord who…

Every person who’s ever lived on or near a farm knows the best way to get a cow to move is to...repeatedly hit it with a car, ideally until it’s injured and can’t move on its own. And it’s not like they’re big and heavy at all, so they definitely won’t do any damage to the vehicle.

Too bad lack of license won’t stop that sort of person from driving.

Totally agree - I’d be the biggest PITA that the dealer had ever seen, especially if I had documentation proving that the damage wasn’t present prior to the dealer taking custody of the car. It’s one of the reasons that I’ll never own another Ford, actually, and cost Ford a half dozen or so sales of new vehicles - 6…

Fuck drunks and druggies. They ought to permanently lose their licenses.

No worries, I’m sure it only costs $2,000 to fix... after waiting 6 months for the parts.

Oh, great, the release cable can only be expected to work once. As if you have a problem with the cable/plug, it will only happen once.

as mentioned in an above comment, it’s all relative to what your interests/hobbies are. Plenty of non car enthusiasts likely think there’s no reason for someone to have any car other than a base toyota camry because anything else for getting from point A to point B is excessive and pointless. Particularly when you’re…

Has anyone consider throw big beach balls into the water to distract them? They’re fun to bounce around at a concert so I’m sure the orcas will enjoy them.