Hey Dave, welcome to Splinter News Webpage - the number one source for insightful, respectful, and sincere comments on the internet. We look forward to your future articles and sharing our opinions on the topics you present. Speaking of which, Merry Christmas. What a wholesome double entendre. And that’s really what…

Looks at username.

Au contraire, mon ami.

Tomorrow I will change my username to the next lyric in that wonderful song and continue on with my typing.  I am sorry to hear that you find it “less than.”  Sometimes I’m not trying to fool, but to engage.  Most of those left around these parts would rather spit endlessly repeated meaningless platitudes.  I’ll never…

To be fair, there used to be commenters here.  Now there are just the writers of the articles with two or three burners each and a few dozen stragglers with nowhere else to go.

You are right. NoGas has no idea what he’s talking about. I was never good at “this.” Honestly I don’t even know what “this” is. And that’s not effort, Nasty Boi, that’s booze.

Whoa man, I don’t usually do these online comment section things but just had to say that this was a really, super good read.  Thanks.  Gonna post this on Facebook if that’s ok?  LMK if not.  Alright ciao man, this was awesome.  See ya.

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle us, a decent respect to the opinions of…

Hey there Raven.  You are the only person willing to talk to me these days.  Might as well take advantage.  Man, looks like Trump was right about the Fed.  They could have raised without elbowing some room for 3 more hikes next year.  Why did they do that to us?  

When your position is “Well how about we let all the jailbirds out and put all the cops in” of course you’re not going to appreciate a bill that attempts to solve the actual problem.

2016 Democrat Primary - Bernie Sanders would be president right now if Hillary and the DNC didn’t rig it against him.

The left is going to get rolled by the DNC yet again. Go Beto go! You’re totally not a neocon in AOC’s clothing!

Why do you assume that fascists are for limited government?

Hi.  Do you agree with the sentiment expressed in my novella?  It is a very interesting time to be pro-The Wall.

The Wall will be built, my friends. Oh yes, The Wall will be built. And if you build it, they will come. Talking about my fellow Trump Supporters, of course.

Arrogant governments, such as the EU and The Obama Administration, always underestimate their adversaries. Or, more likely, they overestimate their own competence.

If you bikeheads can get states to legalize free weed you certainly can get them to allow you to bike on the sidewalks.  Or just do it anyway... 

I am in the process of inventing a hamster wheel for cyclists.  Hopefully that does the trick.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.  Or sincerest or something. 

You’re in it.