glorytothenewbornking
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glorytothenewbornking

Why is it you assume you should be taking a left from the motorist’s lane? Unbelievable arrogance to think you are equal to the motorist. You aren’t. You are a faster pedestrian with a gimmicky little tool made of two little wheels and a frame.

Cyclists refuse to stay in their lane and will always push the boundaries of acceptable road behavior.  This creates immense danger for them which they hold in contempt of the innocent motorist.

Obviously.  Got a coal roller too.

Well let’s just continue dying then. 

Are you a millennial? 

Partner, my F350 Super Duty will be just fine if that happens, and so will I.  I just don’t want to see a cadre of cyclists caught in between us no what I’m sayin.

Ten million apologies.  I... I had no idea.  By all means continue taking your chances on the road with all the distracted drivers.  Whatever you do, don’t break a nearly unenforceable civic suggestion.  

People die all the time biking the streets of Boston. The city knows this and still encourages it. Someone died outside the Museum of Science just a couple weeks ago. White bicycle now tied to a light post. People die on the Mass Ave bridge all the time. More white bicycles. In fact, I remember walking past one such

Wakanda is for everyone.  We’re all equal. 

Big Tech is still walking all over their employees and everyone else.  What’s the point in “standing up” if they just sit you right back down?

Age old accusation. I take as a compliment only because of its source.

I’m sensing a little sarcasm here.  My sarcasm radar is going off.  Bigtime.

I live in Boston you goddamn burger. I am well-aware of this. Time for you to protest with your pedals and get the kind of change you deserve.

Well, at least note that I tried to save your life.  That’s my one good deed for 2018.  Just in time. 

So much text.  

Everyone makes mistakes. Drivers, pedestrians, even cyclists make mistakes. Hey, we’re only human. If I, an extremely talented and aware driver of a very big redneck truck, assume that the eternally annoying cyclist is to be in his designated cycling lane and therefore allow my attention to lapse for half a second

Bernie and his wife should be in jail too for wire fraud.  Bernie is a criminal. 

No, it’s not that simple, Aunt Bee. How about you get your childish bikes off the road? You know full well you don’t stick to the bike lanes, assuming there is one present which is rarely the case. You wander out into the road, slowing down traffic, just having a grand old time. You think you’re so fast, going 30mph.

Stop doing misogyny against men.