She will retire before spring.

Bernie would have won.

“Tosser” is a homophobic slur fyi.

I’ve only made fourteen comments so far lol

It’s already clean because it’s a weave however!  It’s not even hair or not your hair anyway?  It’s like a silly little hat or platform shoes or a fake tan or a breast augmentation or botox!

Rules aren’t racists; fascists aren’t rule.  Stop using buzzwords just to sound cool.

“EASILY” - haha wait... you must wear weaves all the time then?  To know about this?  OMG I got you!  I had real dreads and here is a weave haver trying to inform me about... weaves?  Oh my GOD this is the best day of my life so far.

No - girls have all sorts of leeway these days for basically anything.

Define hair and does it have to be yours? We’re dealing with a weave here so let’s not pretend this is a black and white issue even though everyone is trying to make it that via racist attitudes about the ref.

You genuinely have a weave it sounds like why don’t you tell me

yeah well whatever.  What you said was wrong.

No such thing as a weave dick and not only that yes sewn in weaves are damn near impossible to get out and hurt like hell when you even try so yeah obviously you do have to cut the thing off.

Ok well are you allowed to cover a cover? What if I wore this thing, could I wrestle if I just put a cover on it? That’s the issue here.

Yeah well sorry you wrestled at the local sewage plant or whatever but that’s not normal. 

Gatekeeping?  Don’t you dare put that on me.  I’m not one of those but I know what you’re talking about.  Those are the skaters who still literally to this day give crap to the kids trying to learn and participate.  Those guys claim they invented it and how it sold out and wah wah yeah well I was there too and I’m…

Yeah I used to have some good ones. And I know from experience that this guy took the lazy route and bought those things. You can tell by looking at it Karen.

Not assuming anything goddammit I literally had real dreads on my goddamn head for two entire years every single day I was having dreads on my head and could see them.

Being allowed to skirt the rules once doesn’t give you a lifetime pass for rule-breaking.  We have to follow the rules without getting all emotional.  That’s why Facebook sucks so hard - they make everything emotional and that’s how this went viral so fast.

Rules are not racists goddammit. 

Yeah I obviously can. Have... listen I dont’ have to explain this to you. But just know that when you sleep on that crew cut or whatever you don’t notice it. You have some great sleep with your precious short hair buzzcut or whatever. When you have dreadlocks like I did you have to really consider your sleeping…