nope. my team is in and the lakers are out. all is correct

As a Jazz fan, I relate. Except for the winning of championships

Don’t blame weed for the triangle offense. That ain’t right

Thanks Mr Authority Figure! As a female, I needed that.

Maybe you should ride the dog. Horses are scary. There should be a fence between me and any animal that can stomp me to death, minimum. And we should fill the trebuchet with stuff from chicks that handles their bleeding from, you know, wherever.

Can I get manly approval to throw old, hard dog poo?

Because I’m doing it wrong

Yay!!!

Fuck that. I want the Nerd Army handling this shit.

I would rather fill my vag with sand.

Those legs. So pink and muscle free. He has baby legs.

Dog poo? Can we throw dog poo? What if it’s soft and fresh? I have two dogs. I can find some fresh poo.

Thanks!

That’s a hair hat, right?

I love this movie for reasons I can’t explain. Love, love. Like I wanna Huckabee marry it

 “2016 wasn’t so bad”

Move you feet, son. You crossed yourself over.

Penetrated? Naw. But what if a guy walking on a street gets paced by a car full of men inviting him to suck all their dicks because he has a pretty mouth? That might help understanding.

Question the validity of the electoral college? I’d be cool with that

You must not be reading Will It Sous Vide. Any cheese can achieve american’s meltiness.