Make it so

Hi! I’m Derek Fisher. I spend most of the regular season missing lay ups because I think I can jump 6 inches higher than I actually can. Then I demand a trade to a playoff team and jack up lucky 3s.

I support this! Baptizing behind my back is a major fucking deal breaker.

Nope. I should be Queen

4/4 would make for a different result in North Carolina and Virginia.

No. NO NO NO.

The water protector’s statement was incredibly gracious. Like, wow, gracious.

I sent my girl off to college with a self defense class, tazer and a list of dos and don’ts regarding boys, drinking, parties...... on and on. I’m trying to keep her from getting sexually victimized.

Yes, because Brownback.

Is there something better than snarky crafts?

Do you really not see the harm you are causing?

I was trying to respond with honey

I was a self destructive force of nature. And I blew the doors off of everyone around me. Sure, logically I get that is was medication induced mania and not entirely in my control, but I own that the results were devastating for people I loved and love. I apologized. I offered to make amends. I tried to wrangle…

I snapped in a Z formation!

Tell me, please. What is the appropriate way to report a rape? What about if I’m a sophomore in high school? Is there different criteria? What about if I’m raped in a frat house? What’s the perfect protocol there? In an alley by a stranger? In my own bed by a boyfriend? How about a pervy uncle? Is it all the…

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I don’t DECIDE to get selfish and stressed at someone’s stress anymore than deciding to vomit after chemo. It’s a symptom. I am incapable of caring for myself properly. I am incapable of caring for others properly. That’s why I have safety systems in place.

This is a situation where I would support chemtrail style jet spraying. Let’s hit “real America” twice.

Prozac is poison for bipolar people! I had a doctor put me on 80mg a day. Fucking 80!!!!!! Category 5 Manic Freakout. No one came out unscathed.

I can’t disagree with you more. I don’t have first hand knowledge of their situation, but as someone who has similar issues, I can say that the trigger isn’t someone else getting the attention. The trigger is stress and fear about a loved one. I’m not a monster that can’t stand the spotlight on anyone else. I’m a…