I wanna go out in the first wave. I wasn’t meant for the mad max life

I can’t even hear how Pence is worse one more time without having to swallow my own bile. Pence is awful, okay? But regular awful, not war with China awful. This mutherfucker is going to get us all killed

I want Leah to be my new best friend. She went full ride or die for 50 and she doesn’t really know him. I want one of those.

I am loving these fuck you donations.

where shall I send my money?

I lived in a rare mixed race neighborhood in Huntsville, AL circa 1998ish. Bow-tied gentlemen sold Farrakhan’s paper at the corner of a busy intersection. We all called it the Hate Whitey News. All of us

The Allen Iverson is strong in this one.

I’d watch that

We usually donate to heifer international to people on the card list. But, no goats this year! Thank you bigoted Mormon family! This year you donated to planned parenthood and the ACLU

#allholidaysmatter

This smells like some James O’Keefe bullshit

You gave your mom weed? You’re a good daughter.

It is gorgeous. But proper coloring for stress relief requires more than pretty pictures to color. You need markers and crayons and colored pencil and weed to do it properly.

fair enough.... he is very tall

Cool. You can have him while I nap.

Team Dean. I’ll fight you for him.

RUT ROH.... guys, I think mocena is a demon, or maybe a vampire, but definitely a monster. Sam only bones monsters since he lost his lady love in the fire. That chick who came later? She doesn’t count. It was all about the dog.

If you’re Team Sam we can’t be friends because there is something suspicious about you.

Dwight Howard is coming for Kemp’s record

Correction... that’s Officer Polynice