Mourning the loss of a relationship: Narrow Stairs by Death Cab

Hellen Keller. That’s what we call it when children run around the table grabbing shit.

42!?!?!? You’re my new god.

I missed last tour. I had a temper tantrum about always having to travel to see them because they don’t come to my city often. I made a bad choice.

10Club 4EVA!!!!

I’m unfazed by porn jokes. What I find unsettling is that someone with your handle doesn’t recognize PJ song titles. What has the world come to? Sad

I don’t have small children, so I had to google Trolls. Looks seizure inducing.

If you believe that then you took the bait. And if you’re wrong......damn, son.

Good. I hope it improves your disposition. Maybe it will help you to have a little empathy the person who lost a friend to suicide. That’s not pithy troll humor. That is being cruel. Don’t be cruel.  

Jeff says you suck. So does Stone. And Mike. And Matt. Boom thinks you need some time on the water to sort yourself out. Ed wants you banned from shows, because you’re the type to walk out during Bu$hleaguer anyway.

Death boards?

Not if I lose my healthcare

Careful. Ed is going to kick you out of the 10♠️

I can’t wait for the pics of her “exercising” with her trainer

ouch

Why doesn’t anyone shoot people in the knees anymore?

Could be self medicating with drugs, too

You know what causes sleep deprivation? A major manic episode. It makes a dude tell anyone who will listen that you are a genius on par with Gates, Jobs, Musk, Einstein, and the almighty.

Dear Jill Stein,

Literal lol