“2 payments of $19.95"

Laura, it seems like you don’t really believe in this 31 year-old middling minor leaguer.

SHE IS A 29 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST TYVM!

How on earth does Melo command so much respect from people in the NBA? He’s never won anything, has very clearly been a malcontent since he forced his way out of Denver, and the only success he’s had in the past decade was being part of the Redeem Team in 2008. 

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

You have 17 years to craft a public statement and that’s what you come up with?

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

“Super Mario : Revelations"

There is already a non-portable version of the Nintendo Switch. It is called the Nintendo Switch.

Nobody cares.

The thing that gets me is these are the same people who call US too easily offended and triggered.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

That’s not really a freak accident, he was crawling under a goddamned train. It's not like one fell out of the sky and landed on his foot.

I’m not even saying this as a joke: if the NFL is that serious about protecting QBs, move to flag football rules for just the QB.

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

I was on Jeopardy once. One of the answers was “this proverbial piece of furniture used to help aspiring actresses land movie roles” or something. I, a 26-year-old man, only knew “casting couch” from porn and was absolutely not going to say that and become an immediate disgrace to my family. That, of course, was the…

I just threw up in my mouth a little.