“Did you know that when visiting foreign countries, Viktor Krum opts to shit on the floor as a display of dominance? And he doesn’t magic it away!”

Synergy!

His life is essentially Scott’s Tots on replay

Man, I don’t like Jameis, I don’t want to like Jameis, and I don’t want to feel at all bad for the guy, but he is just so FUCKING CHEESY that I can’t keep my body from wincing at him. I should relish how embarrassing he is, but I feel embarrassed for him, and I don’t like that feeling.

Steelers fans like him again now

I find it funny how controversial Barstool is but alcohol and cigarette sponsorship basically gets a pass. There have even been mentions of how cool Marlboro livery supposedly was.  Hey let’s hate on this sponsor because they’re assholes, but man look how cool the livery for this product that was literally killing…

Ugh, calling him a “controversial upstart” just because he took a barstool sponsorship for a race is really shitty (the other article you linked is about a completely nonsensical farce.)

“It felt so wrong, it felt so ... no, that first one really covers it.”

That’s nothing, the Tigers outfielders helped Jose Ramirez get two homers in a game a few years back.

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

They can find his dad?

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

“It gives me all of these rights at a level that nobody has ever seen before.”

Struggling to imagine a sadder scenario than “begging Donald Trump Jr to take you back”.

Fucking. Just. We’re all talking about lightbulb passwords. And it’s perfectly normal and understandable. Fucking. What.

I haven’t seen a Bergeron handle a situation this poorly since her brother stormed the TV station and declared himself emperor.

If that shock had hit him a second earlier, he might’ve still been in the running for two reasons:

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

I voted for him before this and I wish I could go back and vote harder for him.

in 2017 they benefited from a miserable division and seemed to hit there stride in the playoffs. When two division opponents are all of a sudden starting Andrew Luck and Deshaun Watson, instead of Jacoby Brisset and Tom Savage 4 easy wins all of a sudden are gone, and as countless teams have shown the last few years th…