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Reminds of Morty telling Rick that he’s like Hitler “but at least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

At least that’s a rivalry, kind of?

Here’s the thing; expectations have been set so low for Trump, that if he makes it through the entire 90 minutes without shitting in his hand and flinging it or calling Hillary a c***, much of the coverage will read along the lines of: “In a surprising display of statesmanship and deportment, Donald trump delivered

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

“And then there’s this guy. Well, I think it’s a guy from the picture, but it might be a girl with blood coming out her wherever. This guy on the internet, Hachi. Total lightweight. Total loser. Hachi said on the internet that I insult people. I don’t insult people. I tell the truth. I tell the truth folks. The system

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Live look at Drew Magary:

They have three sons: Baylen, Bowen, and Callen, and a daughter, Rylen.

that fucker is from Orlando and I hope he burns in hell

Just watch 20+ hours of lets play videos. You’ll do fine.

Good. The Universe is punishing you for your blasphemy.

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CROM, WHERE IS DE WEEZARD WHO KILLED MY MUDDAAAAAAAH!

I suppose a pomegranate might work if you wanted to trap your date in hell for some portion of the year. Generally considered a creep move, though.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

A droid can dream?

I want to travel in time to murder you when you were a baby because this will actually happen and it will be horrible. I’ll get to Hitler if there’s time.*