Oh man, yeah. But you know, maybe this is what makes those memories even more sweet. You can not ever experience that again. It is yours forever, unchangeable.

“An ejection in three minutes? Finally, something I can beat that guy at!”

High quality joke in the graphic

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Stupid. Just stupid.

A video of Manziel drinking a _____ and rapping to ____ surfaced on the social media app _____.

I can’t speak for you but when I first played it, and you had to walk to dungeons and level through zones, the game always felt massive.

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

Russell Wilson is a fucking lame.

A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.

I’ve watched every one of these, but on the other hand...Fallout 4. Maybe I’ll see if I can find a way to play while also watching. I mean, they both do work the hellish dystopia angle.

You saying you have a problem with holographic doctors?

The reason that it is still a point of contention is that you are wrong and your friend has principles.

Good call. I actually mix Rumchata with a smaller portion of Fireball (yeah, I know...) during the winter months. It has the consistency of a White Russian, but it tastes like honest-to-God Cinnamon Toast Crunch.