Disney’s too afraid of the Ewok mob.

Toddler Driver

I’m using “cancelled by the woke mob” as a catchall excuse for everything these days.

Twenty bucks says he’s “allergic” to sucrose. Double or nothing he doesn’t know what sucrose is.

he learned he was allergic to something in the Pfizer and Moderna shots,

God, an insane workout regimen, and a ton of human growth horm... er, um, I mean whey protein powder!

God(and a heaping helping of PEDs)-given, sure.

was thinking the same thing. I have a lot of shit going on in my personal life, and not sure i can take a movie where the premise is the dog might die. Adult humans--i could give a shit--but not sure I’m in a place where kids or dog’s lives are at risk makes for a watchable movie for me

Well David Allan Coe said that the perfect country song would include a truck, a train, getting drunk, thinking about mama, and the rain. I’d say Lewis just about half hits the mark on that here, but a good dog feels like an important addition to the canon.

Are terriers making a comeback? Will America reliquish their AirBud fixation for Benji?

It doesn’t seem like the tone the film goes for, but the concept of someone trying to create a robot to care for their dog after their death, since there’s no one else to do so, is about the most brutally depressing thing I can think of.

Dennis - vaccinated because he is a hypochondriac

i could def face the apocalypse if i had a good dog with me.

“And while the dog’s admittedly adorable, Finch’s desire to ensure that it’ll be cared for after he’s gone doesn’t exactly make for high drama.”

“THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!”

Because they sucked at finishing the show and their Confederacy show was a really, really dumb fucking idea. They deserve it. 

Because he’s a fucking sociopath like his dear old dad.

“Mark out, Ben and Chris in” has to be one of the greatest re-tools in history

I really hope so -- though I worry that they’re going to make Ariel all mopey now after a couple decades in our world.