I cunt wait for them! The idea is so cunning isn't it? When it comes to promoting them, my lips will not be sealed, that's for sure! Why they are so great I would pay tenfold for them!

*konfused.

Buying your husband strippers? Wow, stay classy there Jenna.

Hmm, I don't know, maybe "mushy berries" can be used as a negative?

Berries are so berries (seriously you guys, using "berries" as a positive adjective needs to catch on. It's just so damn berries!)

Oh my, I am the same. I can't even ask for straws at a restaurant.

But think of all the freshly hunted moose you could fry on there.

BUT WHERE IS ALASKA?!

Is it wrong for me to think James Deen's pic is insanely attractive? Not becuase he is a panda (OH MY GOD NO), but those hands. Dear, sticky-sweet jesus those hands...

Yes.

Woah, that post looks quite awesome. Thanks for the link!

My mum's the same.

Thank you! And that gif is quite excellent :3

I think I've been conditioned to hate swimsuits ever since that time I went swimsuit shopping with my mother at 14 (when puberty fucked me up) and she called me "not fat, just chubby" and then I developed an eating disorder.

Yup, what you've said. Studies on body image often yield predictable results, but they're still important for figuring out how to change society's screwball notions.

Mine has become the Vaj-Mahal.

The torture I could handle, but all the gratuitous shots of naked women made me queasy.

"You're gonna get murdered, bitch!"

So, I have seen all the Hostel movies and I have decided that I am totally fine with being tortured and killed by rich people just to vaycay in Rio.

Whatever, haters. My yardstick of beauty is measured with furiously masturbating bears.