I loved every single second of this.
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I would, but I'm still struggling with "breakfast meal".
"Ying-Yang-ish soaked beautiful girl..."
Too much *flaccid* weiner for me.
Can we please stop squeeing over pet capuchin monkeys? Not cool.
*STRAYANS
This makes me want to denounce maths, I'm so angry.
EVerything about this iS wrong
YOU BRITISH CAKE MAN
FUCK OFF WITH THIS USELESS SHIT
I kind of agree. It's not up to me to shape whether or not my partner will be considerate to his next partner in the future, so instead of having to reassure him that I enjoyed myself, and that yes he tries super hard and tell him that no matter what happened there was no way I could orgasm, I just fake it sometimes.…
NO
His stubble/beard looks like it's been stencilled on.
Gaussian blur: the motion picture.
White feminist nonsense.
I hate when that happens. Tumblr is like *kitten pic, puppy pic, infograph, dick*
I have to meet someone in about an hour but I reeeaaallly don't want to go right now. I just KNOW I will make a complete and utter ass of myself with my anxiety and awkwardness over everything I do. And it will be embarrassing and awkward and shit and my life is already full of that. Bleh. Sorry to whine. I need to…
Apart from the obvious being told by everyone that periods are taboo and icky, some guys just don't like the thought of blood in sex (even though menstrual fluid is more cervical mucus and stuff than blood but wahtever). One guy I knew actually didn't like it because he liked to cuddle afterwards and didn't want to…
I actually appreciate when people do that in crowds to let me know they need to get past without trodding on me or if it's too noisy to say excuse me or something, so you aren't a jerk :)