And I would listen to you all day ;)

Lindsay Lohan: She needs some red on her.

You'd think all those "Surgery Gone Wrong VII: Bacteria Is Gonna Get You!" shows would be enough of a deterrent.

I know :)

Faux vintage? God, that was there in 1995? Aw man, and I thought it was only those knock-off Caboodles thingys that sullied the hella totes legit image of the 90's.

That sounds so much better than the stoic nuns. So, so, so much better.

$90 bucks for a T-shirt? Huh? Is it made from silk spun by silkworms fed on perfectly symmetrical mulberry leaves from the Queen's private estate, blended with organic cotton that's farmed on venus, then gets hand crafted in France by a bunch of stoic nuns? Does it have some sort of indestructable adamantium quality?…

I feel you.

People who see this as literal scare me to death.

I totally remembered you from groupthink and/or the open thread! Bless you and the sloths! Your sloth bombing is awesome. Keep up the good work :)

Oh christ yes. I am such a moody zombie in the mornings, I can't even tell you.

Night owl since birth too. If I could have it my way, I would sleep from 7am-2pm.

I'm a night owl and I always wondered why coffee had such a minimal effect on me (apart from instant coffee making me want to barf), but now I have a study to back me up.

Life isn't always a black and white dichotomy. In a general sense, yes these types of relationships are imbalanced and predatory/coercive. Yours doesn't sound like the typical creepy relationship so congratulations, you're an exception.

Oh Toucan Sam, you are so tired and remorseful, aren't you? As if illiteracy was bad enough, you know what sucrose horrors you have unleased on the younglings and you just want to curl up and fade away. You smile, but you're nothing but a hollow mass of Froot Loop dust on the inside. And that's okay, because that is…

You could try it out, but I'm not making any hummuses.

Shared cat-in-sink laughs is the bests kinds of laughs =^o.o^=

I'm guessing there's a joke about Hot Tub Time Machine in here somewhere, but since I haven't seen it, I have nothing to offer. Well, that and I just don't care about John Cusack enough.

4:09 - "Right now a bowl of soup would be nice"

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Work that leg, Snape!