I know, right? He should have never cut through his damned leg.

You know, I was just starting to forget about Kate Moss' nipples. I mean, it's been so long... Are they planning on applying at a liberal arts college? Did they do anything interesting with their friends during the holidays? Have they finished their cross stitches I sent them? How is their delightful mole doing?

My brain will not let me read her name properly. It's either Patti "Strangler" or Patti "Stranger".

I find that Ana Gasteyer tweet very humorous indeed.

No, there are dozens of us!

Oh Summer.

and i love you more than pressing the the shift key1111111 which is saying something because man, do i love that key1111 -emoticonheartsmileyface-

I had a similar thing with "organic" hand soap. I can use the chemical laden SLS stuff no problems, but when I started using this Natures Organics or whatever it was, I got severe dermatitis that made my hands raw and blistered and took forever to treat.

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

Not up your nose, but what about Rosemary Moustaches! Then you'll be super smart, and manly-brave too!

I bow down to your defined style.

Socialization sounds so fun when you put it that way...

OMG Mary J. Blige, stop misusing the term "literally". I get so annoyed when people do that. Like hearing salespeople say shit like, "These shoes will LITERALLY be flying out the door!" To entice customers. Uh, no. FYI, salespeople, the only way shoes will LITERALLY fly out the door is when they are flying shoes, and…

Word. Keep on truckin'.

I still have no grasp on understanding that gif, but that is just too bad because you had me at "hair battle".

My problem is my circadian rhythm is all out of sync with the rest of the world.

What is this gif? The camera is going up? They look like they are going down but they don't seem to be crouching on the floor? How can fabric move like that? Why can't I stop looking?!

I do That... I guess I just Like Capital Letters for some reason or I'm trying to be too wary of not Capitalizing words that need to be Capitalized and I'm just preempting that or Something?

Watch you laugh and cry, while she laugh, you die.

Oh god, I don't know whether to love you or curse you for that gif, so screw it, I shall do both.