Ha, I must have missed that Worth It! Thanks for the link!

Haha, no - We were about seven and that stuff can be traumatic.

I have fine, limp hair+dandruff and a Jez commenter suggested their "squeaky green" shampoo bar, plus my sister uses their soaps and they smell really good and are vegan so I figured I should give it a try.

Or she does...

Are LUSH products worth it? Like $14 for a little bar of shampoo soap? $19 for some Goth styling gel (granted, it did say it was made out of Robert Smith's tears)? Can anybody give me some reccomendations?

Love it.

This reminds me of the time I was playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with a friend. I was rock, she was paper and when she lifted her hand off of mine, my scabby band-aid fell off. She screamed in horror, only to have me triumphantly yell "Blood beats paper!"

I'm late to the party, but a few years ago I made up a song to annoy people that went something like, "I'm allup in yo' bizzness with mah glitter thumbs, mah glitter thumbs!" after a sleepover where we all just painted our thumbs.

It sounds yummy! I'll have to seek some out and try them.

Oh god, I thought I was the only one. I still remember that.

"I remember when Kool Mints came in a tin when things were normal."

Ahhhhhhh!

It's funny how a man only thinks about the *poop*

Dude, soak your gummi bears in wine for a few hours, then eat them. I don't even like alcohol, but they are delicious.

Crab pretzel - I love it! It it a pretzel made of crab/in the shape of a crab or is it just a person who is scuttling all crab like with a pretzel in their claw-hand?

Bless her adorable soul.

The patriarchal system: Because you're never going to be worth it.

Your very miiiiiind. (No, but seriously, tumblr.)

Oh sure. It starts off all innocent... "Try the vanilla" some shaggy-haired friend will say, "Just one scoop, I promise it's not enough to fuck you up." Right.

It's not even bad enough to mock. It's just zzzzzzz...