Congratulations! That was more awesome than a thousand glistening tubes of Titanium White!

I thought Adele always wore a ring on her ring finger? I'm not even on the trolley with all the Adele news, yet I know these things.

To expand on your line of thought - A few years ago I had a friend whose single mother sought out asylum in Australia. She told me about how her mother noticed that there weren't that many women or children, but rather young men, leaving their sisters or wives back home to care for the rest of their families. This is…

Oh god, she is the freakin' greatest.

Thank you for looking at girls' legs as they climb stairs, while telling me how you want my body to look, young John Stamos. But I'm gonna have to pass on this "fragrance below the skin" hair removal system, utterly tempting as it is.

I think that was Ed Sheeran ;)

Oh Courtney Cox - no one can love ranch dressing more than I. It is my favourite creamy-based condiment, right before tartare sauce and creamy caesar dressing. But "Hidden Valley"? Please. It's Paul Newman's Own all the freaking way - It's so thick and delicious, you have to stick a knife in and swirl it around for it…

I think I did some calculations and worked out that every movie he leads has to have: 1. A confrontation with a wild animal 2. At least one cameo by a veteran actor or culturally relevant celebrity (see Chuck Norris for that Dodgeball movie) 3. Dialogue where he delivers his retorts with "Oh yeah, well you're a..." or…

All I have to add is that that Ben Romney looks a lot like the L.A. Noire antagonist guy. Which I feel is very important and relevant to share. Which it so is.

I thought the same! Julianna Moore is awesome and I love watching the way her mouth moves when she speaks, which sounds creepy. *(I am creepy.)

"There was a distance between you and I. A misunderstanding once but now, we look it in the eeeye..."

Don't you pay for those types of expenses in your taxes? I have no idea, but that is just what I assumed based all my mum's yelling.

I just had a Courtney Stodden flashforward. Awful alliteratioooooo-aaaahhhbzzzrrrrgrz!!!!

Hmm, interesting. I wonder how many blog articles are written and submitted via phone...

Bloody terrible.

I'm kind of dissapointed in the Christina Hendricks story. Like, it's awesome that she was different and kept on expressing herself despite being bullied, but the parts where she says "...I had no idea I could be pretty," and "I’d always felt awkward. It was the first time I really felt pretty. It just sort of changed…

Pff, don't be silly now. Using your bum to juice oranges is way too inefficient - Yesterday I had to squeeze eight oranges to get one glass of orange juice (that is too many oranges).

You and your grandma sound awesome. Just try and forget about the bad stuff and enjoy being around her every chance you get to :)

It's a hard egg

yeS!! NOSES!