I can't hate this because this picture vaguely reminds me of my mum (and it helps that since I'm not American, I have not been exposed to much of her or her husband's nonsense). I remember my mum HATING her "big pointy nose" for so long that it reversed psychology-ed me into loving them. I just think that non-small,…

"shittin's" Ha! Best.

[First of all - I love your username :)] I found out through a general blood test (I think my doctor reccomended people get them done every few years or so just to screen for things.) I wouldn't reccomend taking any Iron suppliments though — My brother actually has haemochromatosis (iron overload) while I had mild…

I'm with you on disagreeing with the "Just because I'm not into X, it automatically makes me vanilla" thing. It's not a dichotomy, people.

"I went vegan so I could give it to my babe so hard that she obtains serious injuries, bro!"

It's Feb 15th where I am :( Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make up for lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHst time. Tra la la.

Awesome!(Your laughter, not the anemia). I hear laughter is good for producing those iron gobbling haemogoblins! - Much much, you gon' need to get all up in my red, little haemogoblins!

Congrats! This is brilliant!

It's not my story unfortunately (although if I ever have children, it is into the pots they go!)

Yeah, okay. Love and oxytocin and all that. But recently having a case of mild anemia myself, what I'm after in a partner's blood is your iron. C'mon dude, just... Just get tested for it, y'know. Anemia and haemochromatosis can both so easily go undetected and I... I just want you to be well. Trust me, it's because I…

But she looks so happy! D:

Yes, Selma. Kids are delicious.

That whole article will scar me, but I totally burst out laughing at "After pretending to drive the boat together..."

I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction. I'm gonna watch it again.

Oh Neko, and to think that we wouldn't notice this.

Much cheaper. Screw paying hundreds of dollars, just give up your soul. But the only downside is that you might end up smelling like seafood cocktail for a few weeks afterwards. And no, I'm not talking about yo' vagina.

Or you could just commit to it and sign a contract with your nearest ominous sea witch. I need a new vagina and some hairless legs, dammit! Valentine's Day!!!!

I understand - we all have our "sensitive topics" :). But I reckon part of that thinking is a sort of rom-com idealism and/or just plain old devaluing women+the "a woman must be married to be successful and happy" claptrap. I'm actually studying Interior Design (because of reasons!) now and so far, haven't heard a…

No, I totally got your sarcasm and read the part where you said "(I'm being sarcastic)" ;)

"...You're like an architect. But, like, a lesser architect who festoons the very depths of my broken heart with her vibrant love-ribbons. I looked at your colour palette, but it could not compare to the colour you have brought into my life. I need you. You're like my mauve feature wall that just elevates and lights…