glitterowl
GlitterOwl
glitterowl

I celebrate every Kardashian birthday with copious amounts of booze. I used to do it for the Duggars but my old nemesis Alcohol Poisoning decided celebrating 332 birthdays a year was “excessive" and intervened.

But this (ought to be) basic high school civics. The interwebs are full of crusty rightwingers reminding us that we live in a republic, not a democracy. I think it is more a case of “you cannot expect someone to understand something when their job requires them to misunderstand it”. Still, it seems very odd. I could

Then in that case, I wouldn’t say anything to them and you probably totally have the right idea about talking to a therapist because those kinds of secrets just ooze their way out somehow and you don’t need to go share it with people who know your partner socially or be forced to hang onto it yourself. Good luck!

Well, my boy cat died in my arms last night, so I have a little perspective on it now. He was diagnosed with cancer about 6 weeks ago. I signed him up for chemo, keeping an eye on his discomfort and health but in the end, he stopped eating and it was time. I had called the vet to put him down today, but he had a

Guys! I posted a couple months ago about trying to convince my husband into getting a cat. SUCCESS, everyone. Cute, fuzzy success. Dr Ian Malcolm the cat. He is as magnificent as his namesake.

How do people deal with a dying pet?

I’m using this as an excuse to post this gif which I love:

Been trying to live more honestly. I’ve been working up the courage to come out, but yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling just reminded me that both my parents are pretty homophobic. (My mother actually pulled the “think of the children” card which I thought was only a meme, not a thing people said in real life).

they arrive in a mist of axe

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

I googled gluten-free vodka after reading the article. It’s a thing.

I was complaining about that earlier this week. They’re putting that on EVERYTHING now, things that are traditionally gluten free. I’ve seen it on freaking SALT. The people who really do have a gluten intolerance or allergy know what gluten is, they know what it’s in. They don’t need to be told that salt doesn’t have

Damn girl, no need to be a frigid bag of bitch tits, I’m just trying to loosen you up. Here, have a sip.

They put it back up. The state law requires the flag to be flying, so that’s that.

Truth be told I always suspected those Totinos rolls were gay

who would invite these THUGS to their wedding? i mean, what an abominable display of white on white crime. and letting a 14 year old minor drink? it just goes to show you that while most white people are respectable, job holding types, there are some who just can’t function in society. sad. #puresarcasm

#teamcat is pleased as punch.