holy shit, are you kidding?

Me right now:

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

Other minds than mine have theorized that the GOPsters are trotting out this total Reject’s Gallery of wannabes in order to make The Jeb look like the most reasonable candidate.... I’m just paranoid enough to be on board with that, sure. Jeb has all the money and the dynasty power on his side, and even though he’s not…

How is babby formed?

Maury Pauvich is the only person I trust to get to the bottom of this.

I know a lot of people are going to say we should feel sorry for her etc, but no fuck her. She was talking shit about Miley and Caitlin Jenner just last week, now everyone should be non judgmental bc she can’t practice the idiocy she preaches, um no fuck her. I would feel sympathy if her family didn’t go out of her…

Apparently God has a great sense of humor.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

I’m starting to suspect that this “Cat Louis” entity is not actually a legit feline. Where are the articles about best fancy feast flavors, coolest clothing fabrics to shred with one’s claws or which type of soil is easiest to bury one’s poo in?

Why does this not have ALLL THE STARS!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Fondant can be smoothed with a fingertip if the bear's SEAM bothers you - you idiot woman who should never have the care and raising of human children.

HOT COLLEGE TEDDIES GONE WILD

Napkin on plate is gross and a great way to add totally unnecessary stains. But then I was brought up that it’s crass to change your fork from one hand to the other while eating, so ... *rolls eyes*

The norwegians...

I love kransekake!

Norge!

Taking my kid to campus, crying the night before my thesis is due, despair over my job prospects...

You missed the best part of OK! this week! (Inasmuch as OK! ever has a “best part”.) They had a brief interview with Laura Bell Bundy and the headline called her Laura BELLY Bundy. There was no reference to her weight in the article (NOT that that would make it okay) so I’m guessing some weary intern had a Pavlovian…