Me too. I'm hoping for a Netflix reboot where they can really spread their disgusting wings.
I still like Hannibal.
Maybe I can get out of the greys with this one.
I am not a hookup person. The story that follows was made possible by a combination of extraordinary factors, leading to a story that has become a legend in my circle of friends.
[created a burner just to tell this story so please kind people, pull me out of the grays!]
OK. I’ll bite.
Ira and Arlo (aka The Grey Army, although Arlo, the little one and a born master of mischief, is more commonly addressed as “GodDAMN it Arlo!”
I only click on the cat articles for an excuse to post my cat photos. Two years ago I was certain cats are for losers and I was firmly team dog, I have fallen down the cat lady rabbit hole so far so fast ...
This was not my hook-up but I witnessed the hook-up.
Check out this sexy beast, Carl:
Used in place of “swag”. Derived from the lyrics of “Mercy” by Kanye West, it is commonly slipped into conversation in response to a “Ballin’” remark.
Original context:
“Lamborghini Mercy, Your chick she so thirsty, I’m in that two seat Lambo with your girl she tryna jerk me”
“Swerve.”
My cat just kind of exists in her own world. She meows when she’s hungry and will let me pet her for a moment, but the rest of the time I think she leads a gang of neighborhood cats in questionable activities. Or she sleeps where I want to park the car. I like my cat and I think cats are awesome, but I am no Cat Lady.
One of my best friends got married and she had been waiting YEARS to introduce me and her friend, who she was convinced was my soul mate. Her entire group of friends was being a bit desperate in their attempts to ‘casually’ nudge us together, to the extent that “Oh look, it seem’s you’re BOTH staying at Maid Of…
This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.
Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…
This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.
About to have my first at 36. People keep telling me “your life is about to totally change!” I am acutely aware of this. It’s precisely why I (and my husband) waited until we were ready for that change to have children. It’s not like I’ve never observed human beings becoming families in modern society so I have no…
In fairness to Bernie Sanders, I think he’s not only firmly on record as disliking the Confederate flag but I think he also once kicked Jefferson Davis in the shins.
63% is better than 100%. Plus an apple has a decent amount of dietary fiber and a small amount of vitamins. And solid foods are more sating than than liquid.
I starting reading this thinking you led off with “As A former Playboy Bunny”