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I’m pretty sure he was elected by straight-ticket voters who didn’t even look at the ballot. I mean, the Democrat running against him was named Sam Houston. You’d think if they’d actually read it his name alone might just trick a bunch of the Texas Repubs into voting for him. I mean, how can any self-respecting Texan

It’s just too damn bad that Texas doesn’t require its Attorney General to be an actual lawyer.

So by “government overreach,” he means marriage equality, just to be clear.

The smarmy assclown face of our conservative politicians is easily mistaken for drunkenness. Also masturbation.

Since being overwhelmingly elected by the voters of Texas...

It does give off some heat, but not like a regular oven does. I mean, when it’s turned on you don’t really want to touch the outside of it (it gets pretty hot!) but it’s still good for summer.

It does give off some heat, but not like a regular oven does. I mean, when it’s turned on you don’t really want to

Breville BOV800XL.

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Something that most people don’t know about, is that most of the people who are escapees from North Korea are women. Both men and women work, but because women also have extra responsibilities attached to their roles, it’s easier for them to leave or disappear inconspicuously.

MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!

Totally depends on whether they mean honeycomb as in actually from a bee hive or honeycomb as in sugar, golden syrup and baking soda combined into a strange, strange confectionary. It’s pretty common in the UK to find honeycomb ice cream, where they mean it has bits of confectionary-type honeycomb in it.

I think everyone should just try to be as informed as possible about all of their medical choices. Some women are deathly afraid of pain and the choice to get an epidural is the right one, but she should know the legit risks that are associated with it. Some women are more comfortable with a homebirth, but there are

Sadly, one of my senators is Cruz. Maybe I’ll just outright call him a hostage-taking terrorist instead since it’s not like he’s at all susceptible to logic and reasoning.

I used to work for the Smithsonian for a little more than 2 years, and the threat of potential shutdown was an annual experience. We were constantly told that we couldn’t expect to receive back pay in the event of a shutdown, but we might receive back pay. Very reassuring for people making $11 an hour. Again, this

Watch Meek Mill drop a tweet exposing Bobby as Jaden’s ghostwriter. Let the rap battle begin!

Again, there is a difference between the word “human” meaning “of human origin” and “a human” meaning an independent person.

I honestly don’t understand why he was fired. None of those posts is anything different than the shit The Donald has spewed and continue to vomit.

Did he order the Heisenburger with that shake?

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.