That straight ticket option makes me ragey. I don’t care if people actually vote a straight ticket, but I think they should have to click through the whole ballot and choose each one of those douchey judges manually.

Hmm. I took my knitting needles from the US to London last year. I did bring bamboo needles rather than metal. Maybe the regulations are different for Australia? Or maybe the TSA is incompetent. It’s probably the second one.

It’s really named Bush Intercontinental. Dantley was just being salty. Hobby is sort of the sad, forgotten child compared to the sprawling IAH, though.

Preach! I literally ate a brownie while reading this article.

Holy shit you’re right! I drink a lot of water during the day, and I’ve sort of noticed that my pee isn’t the delightful, light color that it used to be. I just assumed I wasn’t drinking enough, but you’re totally right! It’s those fucking prenatal vitamins!

Well, that’s amazing.

I love you and your adorable Canadian modesty/practicality.

I do light therapy* twice a week, and I am instructed to leave on my underwear and bra to protect my “sensitive bits” from the process. I accidentally wore a thong to treatment once, and my ass burned like a motherfucker, so I guess they were on to something.

I wish I could star this twice.

I’ve always felt that mangoes are too variable for that thing to work.

You should absolutely buy that cherry pitter! It’s the only way to properly processes pounds of cherries efficiently. Pro tip: wear an apron and shoot the pits into a bowl in the sink. Those suckers spray juice in random directions. Also, take breaks. I gave myself a terrible hand cramp from pitting my last 2lb bag…

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE! I have German Shepherd mix, too, and she looks really cute and firendly. And she IS really friendly, to adults. For some reason, children really freak her out, and I’ll be damned if stupid parents aren’t always coming up to me in the park with their toddlers in tow saying “Look at the cute…

I’m extremely self-conscious about my dancing, so we took lots of lessons and had a choreographed first dance. It was just waltzing with a few dramatic dips and spins, so it wasn’t like we were doing some sort of painful, cheesy routine. My mother loved it and talks about it all the time (years later).

I need some advice!

I use it as an easy way to organize my online recipes and knitting patterns. It’s much easier to navigate than 1,000 bookmarks. Also, my sister and I can trade crafting ideas without having to actually talk to one another. I post on our shared board. She posts on our shared board. We discuss our posts in person at a…

It’s very important that they follow donor instructions. However, if I was in this situation, I would have designated the $100,000 for “Salary Support”, “Travel Expenses”, or some other innocuous operations fund that wasn’t related to programming. That way you guarantee the donor’s wishes but you can still use the…

I’m going to slip this line into polite conversation.

I’m not disagreeing with you, but I had a kransekake at my engagement party. It had all the tiers (and all the tasty).

Oh for sure! And your friend’s husband is a doochenozzle. You just reminded me of my darling husband’s uncontrollable urge of telling everyone he meets that he has always loved my ass.

What the fuck? I can’t imagine the thought process behind saying that to anyone, ever.,