My huband tells everyone he noticed my ass first, too!! I’m like, STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT! He means it as a compliment, and it would be if he just told it to ME, but he tells everyone when they ask “How did you meet?” Thanks husband. Now these nice people we met three minutes ago are thinking about my ass.

This is a fantastic suggestion!

The normal ones are about 12 oz (I think). Those are technically three servings, though in honey flavor, I would consider that one serving. My store just started carrying the 4oz variety. I live way down in Texas, so if you live closer to Colorado, you may have already been exposed to the wonder of the cup-o-noosa.

#fact

Starred because Noosa is the best of all the yogurts. Does it come in individual servings at your grocery store yet? I squeed really loudly at the store when we got them. I’m having a raspberry cup right this very moment.

Starred because my husband is actively yelling at a graphics driver in one of his computers and didn’t care about my dramatic reading either.

That actor who played Fisk was sooooooooo gooooooood. I want him to get all the Emmy’s.

You have legal weed. Don’t get greedy.

Makes sense to me!

This is OT, but I really enjoy your seasonal avatar changes. However, I don’t undersand this one. It looks like the cat is blessing the watermelon and then the watermelon just splits apart from the faith healing. Can you explain?

Having a back-up child is my husband’s plan, too. You should have seen my face when he said, “What if something happens to the first one? Like, we break it or something?” Good grief. We’re going to get through the first one and reevaluate.

True story: My (Mexican-American) mother ALWAYS referrs to him as El Jebe now because of this segment. She means it sarcastically, and it’s hillarious.

I used to work with this lady who was incredibly kind, thoughtful, and just generally sweet to everyone. We had different jobs, but her desk was litterally right next to mine. We spent hours together every day. Then one day, my boss was standing in my office first thing in the morning. He told me that Bonnie wasn’t…

I would be interested in reading your article about the legal system. That sounds like a really interesting perspective on a subject that is very topical right now. If Jezebel doesn’t publish it, I’ll just subscribe to your newsletter. :)

CAT LIBRARIAN BECKY GARCIA IS LIVING MY DREAM LIFE!

I would guess gellatinous mess from the ice crystals breaking down the meat.

I wish to know more about the watermelon seeds.

Starred for “Jurassic bird”. I’ve had an awful day, and this is the first thing to make me giggle. Thanks for sharing.

Sometimes, bottled white grape juice is supplimented with apple juice, so maybe you weren’t wrong!

That hedgehog one was solid. Thanks for making me giggle remembering it. I’ve had a crappy day.