Ha! Good call! Wouldn’t want your brother to start getting blacklisted from future weddings because he developed a reputation as someone who pokes cakes.

Your story was amazing and your cake was beautiful!

I think just the one gift is fine (especially since it was a nice one). I would have been confused to receive two. Honestly, if someone had given me a physical item and then a check separately, I probably would have freaked out that I had messed up my spreadsheet records somehow.

This nice lady just refuses to educate herself, bless her heart. My favorite part was the ad for Jurassic Park World at the beginning. Sometimes YouTube gets their targeted advertising just right.

Did you use the snail repair cream during the day or at night? A few people on Amazon found the cream drying rather than hydrating. Did you have that experience? The price is sure excellent for a 75ml tub!

Agree. I wish to know how this is possible. I bet they used agave or honey or something.

Exactly. It’s overall brand promotion.

This is not news.

This is my husband at airport security. Someone cartooned my life.

I know, right?! Let Spencer get a girl for goodness sakes! I find him extremely attractive. I volunteer. My husband would understand.

The non-drowsy one still knocks me out. Short story: At the end of our honeymoon, we had to take a 2-hour shuttle ride from one side of the island to the other to get to the airport. I took a Dramamine just to combat the effects of the curvy road, but I plopped down in my seat and promptly fell asleep. When we were…

Hmm. You’re right that they’d have to have different bacteria and viruses to process the blood. I’m not familiar with the True Blood universe, but do they eat regular food? It seems to me vampires shouldn’t be able to eat regular food. I feel like the bacteria needed in the digestive system to process food would not…

I just finished all 210 episodes of Criminal Minds on Netflix (it only went through episodes released in 2013). I don’t usually watch network procedurals, but I enjoyed the experience of watching years of content in just a few months. It seemed much easier to follow the character subplots because I could think “Oh…

if a vampire isn’t alive how can their sperm be?

This is a fantastic wedding shit show story. If I was you, I would stop strangers on the street and tell them this story. It’s that good.

He’s the best. I always wear them on our anniversary. They also get busted out during the year if I want to be fancy. They’re easily the nicest earrings I own.

I have a picture like this too. My husband HATES it, but it’s one of my favorites from the day. He’s even doing that same little mouth press. Awwwwww.

I didn’t cry during the wedding ceremony, but I did cry beforehand. My (now) husband is not one to give an unprompted, unsolicited gift, so I was SHOCKED when his best man knocked on the door to my bridal suite with a little bag just for me. I started crying immediately. I was just so touched that he would get me…

Yes, and they’re going to have to pry my position from my cold, dead hands. I love my job and the service my organization provides to the community is important to me. Here’s the thing with working in non-profit. The pay is less than you’d make elsewhere doing the same thing. MUCH less. If that isn’t a big problem for…

Starred for also working in non-profit and knowing this feel.