This comment is everything wrong with America.
IDK I call it the n-word because I just can’t bring myself to say it ever, in any context. I would rather sound childish than hateful.
He just thinks they’re laughing out of the pure joy of being around so much Ferrari awesomeness at one time. Ferrari Laughing Only. All other laughing will be penalized.
Eh, I’m in a monogamous relationship and don’t respond great to the pill. It’d be nice if he had an option too.
A Deadly Adockption.
You haven’t experienced bus travel until you’ve done it Peruvian style. I had been in Peru for about 4 months at this point, working, and had done quite a bit of travelling around during my free time so I’d worked out that the best time to travel was overnight because I could just curl up and sleep - free days to…
Haha! Cross-country Greyhound sisters. Here are my highlights:
I am a frequent bus traveler and one of my favorite memories is me sitting in a window seat and a woman getting on with two children. She and her young daughter took the two seats across the aisle from me and she put her young son next to me. I win, because I’m a big guy so an eight-year-old is my favorite bus…
I don’t know why I feel compelled to add this story here, but it involves lemons, so here goes: I went to a combination sandwich place/juice bar. They had fresh juices listed on the menu: carrot, orange, lemon. I got a medium lemonade, because a fresh squeezed drink sounded delicious with my sandwich.
Say you have a friend named Reese.
I can file them into points if that will make you feel better.
“What, are you a salesman for Proactiv? Bounce, motherfucker".
Oh god friend ones are the worst. I changed in front of a friend for the first time and she said, so cheerfully, “You dress really well, you don’t look that fat with your clothes on!”
I sense a new #challenge coming!
Lol what
“I wish I knew a pretty girl with your personality”
A few years ago, at a bar in London: Minding my own business and trying to get a drink, when a guy sidles up next to me and starts telling me about how he went to went to boarding school in Geneva and is a banker at Goldman Sachs, etc. He then - UNSOLICITED - leans over, puts his arm around my waist, PINCHES ME, and…
I mean, your feet are big but at least they’re skinny.
“I actually like a little acne on a girl. It makes you seem approachable.”