#TeamRum

I feel like these are for the "getting ready" part of the day rather than the ceremony itself.

A kind gal up-thread linked this neat 5-piece set on Amazon for less than $2 with free shipping. I have already ordered it. I will be dotty by the weekend.

Aaaaand now I'm crying. Thanks.

"I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone."

Agree. And as my ivy-league educated and employed husband pointed out last night, an electrical engineer would probably be able to help you with your car more than a "good ol' boy," because most modern cars are computer-based. But what the fuck does he know. He's not named Bubba.

This made me gasp-giggle so much, my dog came over to check on me. Thank you for sharing.

My wedding party was just my sister. Boring. However...

My favorite part if this story is that you woke up with your hand all jacked up and thought, "I'll still hit up brunch." I like your priorities.

Kenna needs to slow the fuck down.

This is my nightmare every time my husband opens a box from Amazon with wild abandon.

I know this feel. I locked my jaw open yawning during a cheerleading competition at Disney World.

When I first showed the website to my fiancee, she couldn't understand why I was practically asphyxiating.

Oh! I know this one! My mother records the "Decorating the White House" special on PBS every year, and we watch it on Christmas Eve. As it's a few hours before we go to her house, I haven't watched this year's edition yet, but I can answer your question based off of previous years of watching this special.

When I clicked "Reply" on your post to commiserate about having the same problem, the page froze and I had to close the tab and reload to reply. THANKS FOR ANOTHER EXAMPLE KINJA!

I wouldn't worry about it too much. He may have read one Jez article one time that he disagreed with and built his entire opinion off that one encounter. If you two have some irreconcilable difference on morality, you'll find out soon enough through regular conversation. It sounds like you have a connection, so I…

I'm sorry for your loss. :(

Additionally, this is not a phrase that is original enough (even if she originated it) to pass the bar of a trademark. It's like trying to TM "I love cats". The context of her attempt just makes her a yucky person.

This is a thoughtful and creative gift for anyone with pets.

Exactly. It only matters if the Beyonce song used Juhasz' actual recording. Since the article characterized it as a "traditional folk song", even if it's the same song, Juhasz has no claim to the original music. It's probably outside of the original copyright time-frame anyway (generally 70 years from the death of…