this will go down smoothly with my lady doritos.

LOOK AT THE GOOD ROLY POLY BEARS. WHAT A GOOD BEAR.

It’s not that bad...it’s gotten better. I also feel like my boss/owner is trying to be a little bit more thoughtful - especially as turnover has been high in the past. (About half my office has quit or been fired in the first 9 months I worked there).

The pay is good but the benefits are meh. Right now, things in my…

Thank you! It’s nice to start liking myself again, that’s for sure!

First, thank you for your kind response. It sounds like you’re managing quite well, and that’s where I hope to be soon.

When you want to terrify your coworkers let out a random Howard Dean, so much fun.

Do you quietly loom?

Well, if you said that to me while giving me a tray of ginger snaps, I’d nod in agreement without really hearing your explanation. Too late to notice the tattoo and complain about it by the time I was done eating them.

His Holiness Doctor Doctor GlitterbombFartz, Esq.

I knew it!

Hey. No seriously that’s not selfish at all! Having kids and then being shitty to them because you weren’t that into them in the first place is the truly selfish thing.

Oh honey, don’t think no one caught that first sentence. Don’t give up on yourself like that, especially at your age. My mother died from her alcoholism at age 50 thirteen years ago, and that was far far too young. She didn’t realize she was loved, she basically let her drinking become suicide.

Hahaha that is indeed gloriously random. I’ll have to add it to my list! I’ll have a maternity leave in April which, while no where near as long as I wish, should enable me to get a lot of stitching done. Hopefully for a couple craft fairs this summer!

forcibally airdrop

Good thing I hate cats then!

As an obsessively clean person, I am now in abject terror.

I’ve only ever lived with one other person at a time and I’m not thrilled about having to go through the process of looking for someone, but it’s either that or cover the rent myself until the lease is up in July and move into a one bedroom place on my own.

If hell exists I am definitely en route in a hand basket because I audibly cackled at this.

Starred for the qualifier.

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.